Calling a Spade a Spade

Telling it like it is

Her name was Diana. Or Dirty Diana as we used to call her. Diana was a Puerto Rican escort and madam. The woman was rough trade through and through. But there was something I liked about her. Diana kept it real.

The first time I met Diana she was dispatched to me by an escort service owner who wanted me to write a story about her for the paper which employed me. Diana showed up late — and drunk. We had a shitty session, but I wrote a positive story that brought her business because that was my job.

A few months later, Diana decided to start her own business and called me to run her ads. We became friends for a few years afterward. She knew the value of good stories, and she’d send me girls in exchange for those stories. Hard not to like somebody like that!

The first concerned selling ass and financial solvency. Diana used to brag “I got 12 g’s in the bank because what’s the point of bein’ a broke ho?”

Exactly! Society says blowing guys for money is undignified enough. But having no money when that’s what you do for a living? Now that’s really undignified.

After meeting the new entry, I pulled Diana aside to observe “ya know. Your tranny’s pretty fucking cute. This shit’s getting crazy, yo!”

“Word up,” she countered. “These faggots are starting to look better than the bitches!”

I know. Readers aren’t going to like reading that quote. But ya know what? I don’t give a shit. I’ve had it with political correctness. Ya can’t say “oriental.” You have to say “Asian.” You can’t say “tranny.” You have to say “transgender.” You can’t say “retarded.” You have to say “challenged.”

Everybody’s so fucking sensitive. Think about Diana’s second quote. Would you prefer “these trans girls are starting to look better than their cis counterparts?” Yeah. Most people would.

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