Synergy Targets

Translation: A really big company bought a pretty big company and now we don’t need as many people. Specifically, we don’t need you. So please leave. Get out. You’re fired.

Synergy targets must be met
Off-boarding
Reduction
Lay-Off
Transition Role
Keep me in mind if anything opens up

Excitement about the future
Acknowledging our past
Town hall
PowerPoint
Earnings per share
A message from the president

Confidential file
Do not forward
Attorney client privilege
The password is “Venus”
Rows of vacant offices all in a row
Empty drawers hanging open

Conference rooms
Water bottles
Tissues
Exit checklist
Rehearse the script
Stay on message
Synergy targets must be met

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